So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The power of my boobs compel you
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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