Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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