so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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