So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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