dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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