Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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