drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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