"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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