how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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