"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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