some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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