I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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