That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
