just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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