you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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