is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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