Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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