All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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