I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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