is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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