Slut skills are useful in every country.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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