i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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