I puked a lego.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Semen is not good for contacts.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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