SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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