Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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