god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
where are my eyebrows?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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