I'm going to jail i love you
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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