girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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