yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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