Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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