my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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