Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He better not be in your backpack
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Randomize
