I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
they're like a gay fantastic four
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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