doug butabi!
steve butabi!
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An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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