my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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