i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Someone came in the potted fern
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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