I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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