Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Congratulations! We have a period
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