last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
there is glitter all over my balls
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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