when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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