Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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