Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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