NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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