So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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