So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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