at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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