I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
we're making bets on your personal life
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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