But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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