I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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