So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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