Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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