Don't EVER smell your tampon
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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