I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Bring me that man meat
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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