would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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